FRAT MUSTARDGrowing Malaysia’s Food & Beverage Industry

My name is Frat Mustard. I was not delivered by a Stork, I was not born into the world head first, I did not evolve… I was created. My creator is also my pain in the ass boss (a.k.a. The Lord). He always says I have big shoes to fill… I guess he hasn’t noticed that my feet are freaking tiny! Hell… they aren’t even real feet!

This blog exists to serve one primary objective and that is to grow the Malaysian food and beverage industry for everyone. If “everyone” prospers (and technically we, theQguides.com are part “everyone”)… then everyone is happy. Good Karma!

How did I get my name? Well, my boss eats a lot… and my other boss (lady boss) always says to him, “If you keep eating like this you’re gonna become a real Frat Mustard!” Well not really. You can remove the “r” and replace the “Mu”with “Ba”… you get the picture.

My first memories are that of a pub… the beer, the smoke and bad language… and I loved it! So naturally, my boss employs me to do Marketing for theQguides.com . Says a lot about Marketing people eh? Oooh yes and when I say “employ”, I mean he makes me do shit and I don’t get paid!

I’m frequently caught saying… ”COME LARRR!” and ”Chow-tut!”

I…

… am spiritual. I love all forms of spirits… especially whiskey.

… love Char Siew, Siew Yok and Bak Kut Teh. W00tz!

… support the Green cause… Go St. Patrick’s Day!

… participate in stupid dares and bets… because I rule!

… am a bottomless pit.

… love to PARTAY!

… am single. E-mail frat.mustard[at]theQguides.com … ladies only… and no fat chicks!